Posts Tagged 'gross'

Because you shouldn’t have to wait until to have breasts to start breast feeding

Umm.  Perhaps yes.  Yes you should.  This is the most fucked up shit I’ve seen since the shaving baby (Which also happens to be featured in this list of the top 7 most inappropriate toys).

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Why do little girls need to pretend to breast feed?!?!  What purpose does this serve other than helping a pedophile get off under the guides of “playing grown up”?

How did this pitch go in the board room?  Was there research from a medical professional showing great advancements in child development when given small flower pedals as nipples and a doll that latches on?  Did they have a prototype?  O God.  Did they have little girls playing with the prototype? Surely the girl on the box is currently living in a safe house under the watchful eyes of psychiatric doctors right?  Right?

Jesus Christ.

Pullin a Britney on MUNI

…so yesterday I was minding my own business on my way to work when I saw this:

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Seeing as I hate all things feet.  And all things gross.  And all things MUNI, this was a trifecta of fucking disgusting.  This woman was actually sitting on a subway train with no shoes or socks on.  Not even flip flops – something I myself choose never to wear in this germ tube.

I’m still having trouble with this.  I’m pretty sure an entire industrial sized container of hand sanitizer isn’t going to be enough to get me back to normal again.  Even if I bathed in it.  I can already feel the hepatitis growing in my legs and hands and I didn’t even sit near her.

From now on, I will probably be easy to point out on the train as I will be the one wearing this:

It really is the safest way to travel…

Creepy crawlies and the cycle of life.

I’ve often wondered:

When you go to sleep, and see a spider on the ceiling, then wake up in the morning, no sign of the spider, with a small red bump on your face that looks like a pimple, did that spider crawl across your face???

Even worse, where is the spider now?  Did you eat it without even knowing it?  Or, did it crawl into your ear and into your brain and you’re basically breeding a million baby spiders that will all crawl out the next time you go to bed.  Only to then bite you even more before finally setting up camp on the ceiling to repeat the process. Is this anything like the cycle of life?

O crap.  Does this mean I actually do breed?  But only arachnids?  Fuck man.  That really really sucks.

Just somethin to think about….


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