Because you shouldn’t have to wait until to have breasts to start breast feeding

Umm.  Perhaps yes.  Yes you should.  This is the most fucked up shit I’ve seen since the shaving baby (Which also happens to be featured in this list of the top 7 most inappropriate toys).


Why do little girls need to pretend to breast feed?!?!  What purpose does this serve other than helping a pedophile get off under the guides of “playing grown up”?

How did this pitch go in the board room?  Was there research from a medical professional showing great advancements in child development when given small flower pedals as nipples and a doll that latches on?  Did they have a prototype?  O God.  Did they have little girls playing with the prototype? Surely the girl on the box is currently living in a safe house under the watchful eyes of psychiatric doctors right?  Right?

Jesus Christ.


6 Responses to “Because you shouldn’t have to wait until to have breasts to start breast feeding”

  1. 1 ifcrossroads September 21, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    UGH! This is just really fucked up! Why? Why???

    What kind of parent would buy this for their child? How exactly was the test marketing conducted for this product?

    Good lord! What has the world come to?

  2. 2 Alex September 29, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Well I know my kids have held up their dolls to their chests and nursed like mommy…and thats perfectly fine. Heck even my son has done it!! But to go so far as to attach simulated(flowered!!) breasts…that is f*cked up.

    Breastfeedings is natural and wonderful and kids should grow up not feeling creeped out or ashamed of it…HOWEVER this crosses the line and makes me feel creeped out and ashamed just looking at the box. Ugh.

  3. 3 Sara October 7, 2009 at 7:08 am

    I hope all is going as well as it can. I am not a friend in real life, but I wanted to let you know that I am thinking about you.

  4. 4 Michael October 7, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Likewise. Not a friend friend, just somebody who likes your blog a lot. Hope you’re surviving.

  5. 5 Bratz куклы February 25, 2010 at 2:26 am

    Thanks, very interesting note.

  6. 6 Wavy Carr May 4, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    I bet if you hold it to your butt it would drink your crap XD

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