I’m not pregnant.

OK OK.  For everyone left feeling a bit confused because I told my Grandpa we’ve been planning a baby but didn’t follow that up with “but I seem to kill them accidentally”, no.  I am not pregnant.

I wanted my Grandpa to know that we are actually working on it.  There is more to that story, but I’m keeping that to myself for now.  I may let the world in on all the intimate workings of my vagina, but some things just need to be private ya know?

Don’t worry world, I will make it very clear when I am in fact preggers.  In fact, you’ll all probably sense something is up without even reading my blog just based on the amount of excitement I’ll be spewing.  Maybe a little extra warmth?  Or a bit of ground movement?  You’ll know.  Believe me.  You’ll know.

Update on Grandpa is there is no update.  He’s still kickin.  And by kickin, I mean actually kicking.  He likes to kick his leg up in the air for no reason.  He does it all day.  I like to think he’s kicken the grim reeper in the balls and telling him to come back later.  Maybe he’s just checkin out his awesome skinny legs?

1 Response to “I’m not pregnant.”

  1. 1 b April 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    I’m glad your grandpa is using his sexAY legs to kick the GR in the nads. Maybe he’ll get him eventually..but G money isn’t going down without giving GR a beat down! I think I like y our gpa.

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