R.I.P. Baby. You will be missed

Baby died today.  Well actually, a more accurate description would be that baby dissolved.

Sandy has had baby since the day we brought her home.  (actually, she lost the first one a year ago and we secretly replaced baby with Sanka and she never knew the difference)

Baby is the most important thing in Sandy’s life next to food, sleeping and rocks.  She carries baby everywhere she goes and suckles her arms to put herself to sleep.  Is actually pretty adorable to watch her bark her tough girl bark whilst dangling baby from her jaw.  Yeah sure Sandy.  You’re terrifying.

What started as a small hole in baby’s nether region (no really, it was totally in her crotch) ended up becoming a disgusting wet tunnel that just melted away over 3 days.

Once the hole reached an impressive 10 centimeters, baby was ready to give birth.  And giving birth is what she did.  To about 8 trillion pounds of cotton and one small squeaker.

Its so sad to look at this whole scene.  Baby looks like a skinned trophy from some sort of hunting excursion and Sandy is really sad.  She keeps trying to suckle baby but can’t get the spit to appendage just right.  Its making her crazy.  But I know what you’re thinking.  Didn’t Sandy do this to herself?  Well yes.  She did.  But Sandy is a dum dum remember?

I know what needs to be done.  A simple switcharoo before this gets too out of hand.  Its just so pathetic that something as silly as a little plush dog toy could literally rule our household.

Off to the store I go….


3 Responses to “R.I.P. Baby. You will be missed”

  1. 1 Emily November 23, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Poor Baby. Poor Sandy. Actually Poor Babybound’s household …

  2. 2 goldfish5 November 24, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    You go get that baby another baby! Buy several..just so that when the next baby “dies” you’ll have it’s replacement ready to go.

  3. 3 emilythehopeless November 24, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    awwww poor sandy 😦

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