Men are pigs. Selfish pigs.

Scene: BabyBound standing in front of the recycling intrigued by a mysterious empty ice cream gallon happens to be showing off its awesome balancing technique atop a pile of boxes.

BB:  Mark?  Did you buy a whole gallon of ice cream while I was in Denver and finish the entire thing in 24 hours?

Mark:  Nooooooooooooooo?

BB:  So this empty gallon right here is Sandy’s?

Mark:  No.  I didn’t finish it in 24 hours.  I ate half while you were gone and finished the other half last night.

BB:  So, while you’re wife was sad and crying, you snuk in the kitchen to polish off your gut hugging bucket of cold mud?

Mark:  I love you?

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