Babies babies everywhere

My Boss is coming back from his paternity leave today (Thank. Fucking. God.). My boss’ boss just started his yesterday. One of my counterparts/coworker/fellow babysitters just announced her good news in the last few days and there are apparently mathematical coordination’s going on in a different office to accommodate all the paternits in the next few months. It looks a little like this.

Me? Well I have nothing to report. Still here. Still not pregnant.  Still trying to work out how to fund a baby.  Its hard math man.  Trying to come up with magic money kinda looks a little something like this.

Wish that equation sex = babies was actually real.  That sounds WAY more fun than math.