Sometimes I ponder the wrong questions.

I’m tired. Too tired to actually rewrite this thought in a post. So I’m going to be lazy and just copy paste you a view into the window of my mind. I know. You’re stoked right? I know.

BabyBound
i’m eating wassabi pees and they are making my eyes water
fuck….i totally meant to write peez just to be funny…..and instead wrote pees….which is just gross because i’m not eating pee. i’m eating peas. ugh

2:07
ManFriend
lol
yeah don’t eat pee
2:08

BabyBound
i dont eat pee
2:09

ManFriend
i’m glad to hear it
that’d make your eyes water for sure
2:09

BabyBound
i’m totally against that
2:09

ManFriend
eating pee?
2:09

BabyBound
yes
2:09

ManFriend
you are??
2:09

BabyBound
fuck yes
2:09

ManFriend
wow
2:09

BabyBound
who eats pee?????
2:09

ManFriend
you;re weird
2:10

BabyBound
first off…..you wouldn’t EAT pee….you’d drink it. and second….drinking pee is fucking disgusting. end of story.
2:10

ManFriend
well porn stars do for a start – in german schiesse videos
2:10

BabyBound
that doesn’t make it right
porn stars eat poo from a cup too
2:10

ManFriend
u crack me up
2:34

BabyBound
cause i dont eat pee?
2:34

ManFriend
because you’re so indignant
and took it so seriously
2:34

BabyBound
it is a serious thing to drink pee
2:36

ManFriend
only if you’ve seriously considered it
4:20

BabyBound
i would never ever ever consider that
i dont even think i could do that if i was stranded on the ocean with no water

4:21

ManFriend
you’d be surprised what you could do in a survival situation
4:21

BabyBound
yeah but gross
can i gross you out for a second?
4:21

ManFriend
well yes – but if the choice between death and drinking pee and staying alive and being rescued
oh god
4:22

BabyBound
cause i just got the most disgusting thought in my head
4:22

ManFriend
must you?
go on then
4:22

BabyBound
i wont
its too gross
4:22

ManFriend
is it some fucked up peeing thing
4:22

BabyBound
kinda
I just had a question. but i really dont think you could answer it
4:23

ManFriend
try me
4:23

BabyBound
no you really cannot and i might barf if i type that out loud
as it is, its just a brief nasty thought that ran through my head really really fast
4:24

ManFriend
well now you have to ask because it’s been built up too much
4:24

BabyBound
no
4:25

ManFriend
what is it
askmeaskmeaskmeaskmeaskmeaskmeaskme
4:29

BabyBound
i just got sick
4:29

ManFriend
oh for gods sake
what is it
4:31

BabyBound
what would a girl do if she was stranded with no water and on a very very heavy period?
4:31

ManFriend
well – at least I’d have some sauce to put on my dolphin burgers?
4:32

BabyBound
ok you’re fucking digusting
like i can’t be friends with you anymore
4:32

ManFriend
lol
no you are way worse

i just found humor in your idea – but the idea itself was depraved
4:34

BabyBound
no fair. i TOLD you it was
i WARNED you
but you begged
BEGGED
4:34

ManFriend
what’s that got ot do with anything?
i asked you to tell me and you told me
but the fact htat something so disgusting as that even entered your head means you have problems
so I won’t hear any “oh jason you’re too disgusting” thank you very much
you can come and join me on the ledge
4:36

BabyBound
but i’m a girl
we think of these things
it happens
4:36

ManFriend
yeah that’s what makes it worse
4:36

BabyBound
you just dont understand how girls are
4:36

ManFriend
oh so now you;re trying to justify the period thing?
4:36

BabyBound
no i admit it was digusting….but i’m not disgusting
4:37

ManFriend
you are disgusting. you are cute and sweet on the outside but you have a dark and dirty mind

I am disgusting aren’t I? Yeah. Its cool. You know you’re wondering the same thing now aren’t you. Admit it.

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3 Responses to “Sometimes I ponder the wrong questions.”


  1. 1 Emily June 3, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    LMAO!! I actually liked his response to your sick sick SICK question!! You crack me up …

  2. 2 b June 4, 2008 at 8:18 am

    Sometimes I miss having a coworker..but mine wasn’t as cool as yours, so i’m fine with it. Hope you’re feeling good today.

  3. 3 kgirl June 4, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    “Sauce to put on my dolphin burgers” …that guy is awesome. I want him to be my friend too.


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