Enough is enough

I can’t get over this.  I really can’t.

If a woman has a baby at 64 – something that has been in the news because of its disgusting remarkable accomplishment – is the baby expected to suck on that raisin she has hanging from her breast cavity to receive nourishment?  Can the baby reach them from the floor or does it have to balance on those balsa wood sticks she has protruding from her shoulder sockets like a circus performer?

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If a woman has a baby at 64, is it even possible for her to push that little sucker out naturally without releasing all of her insides with it as some form of dowry to all the medical professionals in the room?  I mean don’t old ladies have trouble with this anyway?  Do we really need to tempt fate?

Lay off the baby trains ya old bags!  Some of us still have young functional bladders and innards that can and will handle this sort of thing!!

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2 Responses to “Enough is enough”


  1. 1 aradia February 29, 2008 at 6:29 am

    That was just the bitchy snark I needed to wash down my cheep coffee this morning! Preach it sista!!!

  2. 2 b February 29, 2008 at 9:04 am

    woooo! angry much this morning? I am obviously not getting through to you via aim enough. meet me online for some therapy girlfriend!


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