The pits?

When laying on a massage table, naked, while being rubbed down by a tall (somewhat hot) massage dude, the following words should never leave anyone’s lips:

I see that you shaved your pits.  Thank God for that.  Those crazy European ladies that come in here smell horrible because they don’t shave the pits.  Yours are nice though.

Umm.  Words escape me.

It happened y’all.  It really really happened.   At least we all know that the BabyBound at smelly.  Thank God for that.

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6 Responses to “The pits?”


  1. 1 meg February 20, 2008 at 9:08 am

    You are right… pits should NEVER be brought up at a massage!

  2. 2 b February 20, 2008 at 9:45 am

    ha ha ha ha ha…..I would have LOVED to see your face! I can’t believe you didn’t say something to that guy, he shocked you..that’s funny! How was the massage after that?

  3. 3 Kristin February 20, 2008 at 9:50 am

    he actually said that OUTLOUD to you??? OMG! How could you relax after that?

  4. 4 Orodemniades February 20, 2008 at 10:08 am

    Heh. This morning, a local radio dj mentioned that it was his son’s 14th birthday. His son, who lives with his mother, probably wouldn’t hear his dad saying happy birthday over the radio because he was in school. But, y’know, now that he’s 14, he’s a bit smelly.

    Happy Birthday, Son, you stink!

    And could probably use a few more showers, and change his laundry more often.

    Oh yes. Live. On the radio. Where, y’know, anyone within listening range could hear. For his son’s sake, I pray none of his fellow students have heard his own father calling him stinky. Because he’s got 4 years left, y’know?

    As for your masseur, yeah, that would be the last time I’d ever see him!

  5. 5 aradia February 20, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    Weirdo.

    I have an ingrown-pit hair… Wonder what he’d say about me?

  6. 6 kirsten February 20, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    seriously? well, i’m glad to know you passed the smelly chewbacca test. that’s a boon.


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