Today. In summary:

  1. I can’t make a baby.  That lives.
  2. I don’t get to do anything for Christmas.
  3. My family thinks a $5 flower arrangement means they are totally doing all they can to work through our “silly issues”.  (Que condescending laughing at me here)
  4. I am so sick I can’t talk.
  5. My nose is almost the size of a peanut now…and very red.
  6. I’m getting bludgeoned with calls from Santa to step in for Rudolf this year due to some sort of union misunderstanding.
  7. Have I mentioned that I can’t make babies that live?
  8. I don’t get to buy a house because there is nothing on the market.  (Funny how this only happens when I’m looking to take up permanent residency in San Francisco.)
  9. My entire life is about waiting.
  10. I don’t have any chocolate in stock that I so desperately need these days.  Enter, more waiting.
  11. and just for shits and giggles….I just broke my toe. (stupid dog)  4 days before our holiday party therefore rendering all adorable shoes completely useless.

I think that just about covers it.

Wait no…I also CANT MAKE A BABY.

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7 Responses to “Today. In summary:”


  1. 1 b December 13, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    You can’t make a baby at the moment..that doesn’t mean ever. If I could make matzah soup, i’d send you some.

  2. 2 meg December 14, 2007 at 7:55 am

    I hope you get to feeling better!

  3. 3 flipflopsntanktops December 14, 2007 at 8:32 am

    I feel your pain!

  4. 4 milkmaid79 December 14, 2007 at 8:52 am

    Maybe the San Fran house thing is a sign you should move– maybe to GA closer to me. Oh sure, we’re not a glitzy glamour town like SF, but we have a giant chicken statue! And to boot, I will buy you lots of vodka 😀

  5. 5 anne nahm December 14, 2007 at 9:43 am

    *hugs* Hope these things are soon just a distant memory from the perspective of Much Better, Thanks.

  6. 6 geohde December 14, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    Item 1-11 inclusive = pretty rough.

    xx

    J

  7. 7 kittenroar5 December 18, 2007 at 7:55 pm

    You haven’t made a baby YET. Yet, my friend.


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