Geniuses are sleep deprived

Baby update: still missing.

But a full week of no sleep has turned me into a fucking genius because in the 11th hour, I came up with a brilliant plan.

Last night, I smeared peanut butter on one leg of new baby. New baby is an exact replica of baby that we purchased a year ago to replace the nastiness that is baby. Sandy was mildly amused, but not about to jump right in an break up with her baby for it. She carries new baby around the house from time to time to give her some exercise, but no suckling has ever taken place. Until….

So with new baby sufficiently slathered in Sandy’s favorite treat, we were finally in business. Sandy licked new baby to death and wow – whadya know – new baby was all nasty and wet. Perfect for a good night of suckling!

With Sandy sedated in her suckling induced coma, we have finally had a good nights sleep. Brilliant!

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7 Responses to “Geniuses are sleep deprived”


  1. 1 geohde December 2, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    Totally gross, but at the same time absolute genius!

  2. 2 b December 2, 2007 at 9:21 pm

    Very smart! I’m sure Sandy thanks you.

  3. 3 milkmaid79 December 3, 2007 at 6:50 am

    Hehe- Suckling induced coma… now that sounds very familiar :::putting finger to chin, tilting head to left, saying Hummmm:::

    Glad Sandy and Baby are finally in their happy place together!

  4. 4 babybound December 3, 2007 at 9:35 am

    Yes I admit that I may have stolen the phrase but in my defense, we have referred to this act as Sandy’s coma for years…just not as fancy with them there big words.

  5. 5 kittenroar5 December 3, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    That’s a little gross!


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