Life according to Mark

It wasn’t the life long commitment to marrying his wife, or the purchase of his first family home. It definitely wasn’t the prospect of becoming a father or the responsibilities of being the head of a household. It couldn’t possibly be the lofty career goals that replaced the need for “big air” (skateboard stuff for those of you not “in the know”).

Nope. These are not the milestones that one needs to hit to become a man.

One becomes a man when he is issued his first set of business cards. With his name, title, and personal information. Preferably linking you to a real company of employment (but not required).

To truly live out a dream of manhood, it is then necessary to purchase a beautiful leather carrying case for such valuables to complete the transformation.

Now. Mark is finally a man.

wait…I’ve had business cards for almost 10 years…screw Mark and his horrible making-his-wife-old theories!!!!!

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2 Responses to “Life according to Mark”


  1. 1 kittenroar5 November 6, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    Oooh, could you make up fake cards and substitute them? Something like “he’s mine, bitch” or “Mark, owner of a business card 10 years too late.” I bet with time and alcohol, we could dream of something perfect!

  2. 2 geohde November 6, 2007 at 7:25 pm

    🙂

    I’ll have to show this post to my long suffering spouse…..


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